Caption Contest Monday: Accident Free Days

11 Apr 2011

Caption Contest Monday: Accident Free Days

Question: Who loves a caption contest? Answer: Everybody. Every Monday I will post a picture and give you an opportunity to showcase your creativity and humor by coming up with a caption. And every Monday I will be giving a virtual fist-bump to the winner. Have fun and stay safe.

Accident Free Days

What Happened?

Uh-oh. We all know what this means. Or do we? All we know is that an accident occurred at Sam’s Club earlier in the day. But we don’t really know exactly what went down.

So, give it your best shot.

What happened?

Winner get a virtual fist bump and my gratitude. Yipppeeee!

********UPDATE*******

And the winner and recipient of a virtual fist bump is…..

MOE!

Make sure to check back next Monday for another chance to win something with absolutely no cash value!

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30 thoughts on “Caption Contest Monday: Accident Free Days”

Rob on April 11, 2011 at 3:43 am said:

Everything was going great until they ran out of free samples. A riot occured and pandemonium followed. A massive food fight with giant spam, animals released (and they don’t even sell animals), and casket was destroyed (yes, they sell caskets).

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- seekingpastor on April 11, 2011 at 7:07 am said:
  
  Confession: I have eaten free samples for supper before.
  
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Michael on April 11, 2011 at 7:02 am said:

A fist fight ensued at a local Sam’s Club when two co-workers argued whether or not Wal-mart is actually pronounced “Wal-marts.”

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- seekingpastor on April 11, 2011 at 7:08 am said:
  
  Nice—I think it all depends on if the words “Welcome to the” are said first.
  
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kristinherdy on April 11, 2011 at 7:30 am said:

Jethro was buried under an avalanche of Family Sized toilet paper, when he and the other stock boy decided to try their hand at Jenga.

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- seekingpastor on April 11, 2011 at 7:32 am said:
  
  Jethro? Awesome. A Jethro that knows how to play Jenga? Awesome-er.
  
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tlhumphries on April 11, 2011 at 8:47 am said:

At Sams? It was definitely a forklift accident involving a five year old who got his finger stuck in that expandable gate thingy while the 18 year old driver was backing up with a load of giant glass pickle jars….

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- seekingpastor on April 11, 2011 at 9:07 am said:
  
  I use one of those pickle jars as a swimming pool.
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Scott Seela on April 11, 2011 at 10:19 am said:

I guess forklift races were not a good idea.

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- seekingpastor on April 11, 2011 at 10:27 am said:
  
  Only is someone gets hurt. Oh wait.
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Rodney Davis on April 11, 2011 at 11:50 am said:

Actually, there was no accident at all. This Sam’s location just surpassed its 999th accident free day.

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- seekingpastor on April 11, 2011 at 12:02 pm said:
  
  They did it! They beat the sign!
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Moe on April 11, 2011 at 12:29 pm said:

Bloomberg
Monday, April 11, 2011

Earlier today, a customer thought that it was OK to use his Costco membership card on the self checkout machine at Sam’s Club. When the machine rejected the card, the customer decided to grab the 36 inch salami from his cart and beat it mercilessly. When an attending manager arrived at the scene, the salami wielding man turn towards him and chased him down the beauty products isle. He tripped over the Maxi pads box (the winged variety) and broke his collar bone. The salami wielding man runs away while yelling, “fly away man, you got your wings!”

He was later arrested at the pet shop. He was feeding salami to the parakeets.

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- seekingpastor on April 11, 2011 at 12:35 pm said:
  
  Wow. He might be crazy, but at least he likes birds.
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- Dustin on April 13, 2011 at 11:15 am said:
  
  WINNER.
  
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randomlychad on April 11, 2011 at 4:56 pm said:

Sam’s Club, taking a play from K-Mart’s book, decided to try some “blue light” specials. Their loss leader that week? Red deer meat. Never could they have anticipated the demand. People beating each other with 10lb chubs of hamburger, meat everywhere. All for a taste of venison.

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- randomlychad on April 11, 2011 at 5:24 pm said:
  
  Next week’s special? Javelina. This time Sam’s is using a reservation system. But be prepared to be there at o’dark-thirty to get your “piggy punch” card!
  
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- seekingpastor on April 11, 2011 at 7:25 pm said:
  
  Gross. But delicious.
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Larry Hehn on April 11, 2011 at 5:36 pm said:

Sniperduck strikes again.

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- seekingpastor on April 11, 2011 at 7:26 pm said:
  
  Sniperduck on the warpath.
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- Ben on April 11, 2011 at 9:11 pm said:
  
  Sniperduck is sniper-winning
  
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  - seekingpastor on April 11, 2011 at 10:42 pm said:
    
    Two and a Half Ducks
    
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Ben on April 11, 2011 at 9:10 pm said:

I present to the St. Mary’s retirement home this incentive board, sponsored by Sam’s club. Make it to 100 and you will get a years supply of jello.

Bah.

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- seekingpastor on April 11, 2011 at 9:11 pm said:
  
  Good angle. Wasn’t even thinking about that. Nice.
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Lisa on April 12, 2011 at 7:41 am said:

Something with a fork lift, that can be neither confirmed or denied.

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- seekingpastor on April 12, 2011 at 8:04 am said:
  
  And if they tell us, thy would have to kill us. Or at least make us eat a lot of pre
  
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katdish on April 12, 2011 at 8:38 am said:

Don’t really have a caption, but that picture cracked me up.

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- seekingpastor on April 12, 2011 at 8:42 am said:
  
  Me, too. I had never seen all zeros before and had to take a picture of it.
  
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Brandon on April 12, 2011 at 12:56 pm said:

I’m stealing Ben’s answer! haha:

I present to the St. Mary’s retirement home this incentive board, sponsored by Sam’s club. Make it to 100 and you will get a years supply of jello.

Bah.

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- seekingpastor on April 12, 2011 at 1:13 pm said:
  
  You and Ben tied for 2nd place.
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