Caption Contest Monday: White House
Question: Who loves a caption contest? Answer: Everybody. Every Monday I will post a picture and give you an opportunity to showcase your creativity and humor by coming up with a caption. And every Monday I will be giving a virtual fist-bump to the winner. Have fun and stay safe. For the previous Caption Contest click HERE.
White House
I have a problem. Every time I have a camera I will eventually turn it around and take a picture of myself.
This leads to a bunch of bad pictures.
This particular bad picture was taken in front of the White House during our vacation.
I think it needs a caption.
As always, the winner of the contest receives my gratitude and a virtual fist bump.
Have fun and stay safe.
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The winner and recipient of my gratitude and a #fistbump is…..
“Matt strikes out as a real estate agent.”

Smurk Hits Da House!
Yo-Yo!
Recording live from the White House, al qaeda representative Matt Cannon with news.
And…..now I’m on the NSA watch list. Thanks, Moe!
My pleasure buddy. Enjoy the patdowns!!
I will! And thanks for not using a comma again.
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I can’t see the White House in this pic Matt…your head is in the way.
Tis the story of my life.
Matt strikes out as a real estate agent.
Location, location, location.
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Last stop Stoney Point. Next stop White House. It is time fpr a Giant in the Oval Office. CANNON 2012!
Yes!!!! Cannon/Hancock all the way.
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Hey Somebody Littered at the White House!
Yeah–that NEVER happens.
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“I’m telling you, Greta, that no one is going to notice how big your butt looks in those jeans if I stand next to you in this hideous skirt.”
It’s always good to have friends.
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Matt “Loose” Cannon just prior to his NSA interview for a position on the presidential protection detail. He knows at least 32 different barehanded ways to kill–with kindness!
Yes–I am a killer.
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“Just look natural – but keep your eyes on the two girls that ‘appear’ to be taking pictures like tourists. Yeah, right.”
Tourists–yeah, right!
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Agent Cannon secretly guards the White House from Sniperduck.
Sniperduck must be stopped at all cost.