I’m not saying that eating at IHOP last night made me sick. I’m saying that I ate at IHOP last night and now I’m sick. Is there a correlation? Possibly. I have long thought that there should be a Surgeon General’s warning at the entrance of every IHOP. It hasn’t happened yet.
So, today I am sick. Two things that I don’t do much of when I am sick: write and sit-ups. Actually, I rarely ever do sit-ups. I do write almost every day, but not today. Thanks, IHOP.
I tried to find a clip of Jim Gaffigan talking about IHOP and failed. Instead, enjoy his thoughts on bacon.