Caption Contest Monday: Accident Free Days

Question: Who loves a caption contest?  Answer: Everybody.  Every Monday I will post a picture and give you an opportunity to showcase your creativity and humor by coming up with a caption.  And every Monday I will be giving a virtual fist-bump to the winner.  Have fun and stay safe.

Accident Free Days

 

What Happened?

 

Uh-oh.  We all know what this means.  Or do we?  All we know is that an accident occurred at Sam’s Club earlier in the day.  But we don’t really know exactly what went down.
 
So, give it your best shot.
 
What happened?
 
Winner get a virtual fist bump and my gratitude.  Yipppeeee!
 
 
********UPDATE*******
 
And the winner and recipient of a virtual fist bump is…..
 
MOE!
 
Make sure to check back next Monday for another chance to win something with absolutely no cash value!
 
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30 thoughts on “Caption Contest Monday: Accident Free Days

  1. Everything was going great until they ran out of free samples. A riot occured and pandemonium followed. A massive food fight with giant spam, animals released (and they don’t even sell animals), and casket was destroyed (yes, they sell caskets).

  2. At Sams? It was definitely a forklift accident involving a five year old who got his finger stuck in that expandable gate thingy while the 18 year old driver was backing up with a load of giant glass pickle jars….

  3. Bloomberg
    Monday, April 11, 2011

    Earlier today, a customer thought that it was OK to use his Costco membership card on the self checkout machine at Sam’s Club. When the machine rejected the card, the customer decided to grab the 36 inch salami from his cart and beat it mercilessly. When an attending manager arrived at the scene, the salami wielding man turn towards him and chased him down the beauty products isle. He tripped over the Maxi pads box (the winged variety) and broke his collar bone. The salami wielding man runs away while yelling, “fly away man, you got your wings!”

    He was later arrested at the pet shop. He was feeding salami to the parakeets.

  4. Sam’s Club, taking a play from K-Mart’s book, decided to try some “blue light” specials. Their loss leader that week? Red deer meat. Never could they have anticipated the demand. People beating each other with 10lb chubs of hamburger, meat everywhere. All for a taste of venison.

  5. I present to the St. Mary’s retirement home this incentive board, sponsored by Sam’s club. Make it to 100 and you will get a years supply of jello.

    Bah.

  6. I’m stealing Ben’s answer! haha:

    I present to the St. Mary’s retirement home this incentive board, sponsored by Sam’s club. Make it to 100 and you will get a years supply of jello.

    Bah.

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