Caption Contest Monday: Pie Face

Question: Who loves a caption contest?  Answer: Everybody.  Every Monday I will post a picture and give you an opportunity to showcase your creativity and humor by coming up with a caption.  And every Monday I will be giving a virtual fist-bump to the winner.  Have fun and stay safe.  For the previous Caption Contest click HERE.

Pie Face

This picture is from a few years ago when I was the pastor of Cardiff Baptist Church in Rockwood, TN. 

Three of us challenged the youth and told them that they could smash a pie in our face if they met the challenge. I’m not sure what the challenge was, but I am sure that they met it.

Or maybe it didn’t happen that way at all.  Maybe something else was going on. Maybe you can help figue it out..

Give me your best caption for this pic.

Winner gets my thanks and a virtual fist bump.

Have fun and stay safe.


The winner of the Caption Contest and recipient of a virtual fist bump is…….


“Hefty! Hefty! Hefty!”


30 thoughts on “Caption Contest Monday: Pie Face

  1. It wasn’t really a church-wide pie eating contest, but a reenactment of the famous pie-eating contest scene from 80s movie Stand By Me (one of Pastor Matt’s favorite films). Only Myrtle Johnson forgot it was supposed to be blueberry pie, and not lemon meringue. And of course ipecac is never allowed anywhere near a Baptist sanctuary, where even mock gluttony is done decently and in order. 😉

  2. I don’t know how to caption it Matt but it would be the scene from Christmas Story when the mom told the younger brother to eat his food and he makes like a pig and just sticks his face in it. something like, “Matt Cannon tries out for the remake of The Christmas Story as the younger brother.”

  3. Matt listened when people told him a bib would make his eating less messy, but he wasn’t getting the results for which he hoped. His clothes were cleaner, but something was still missing.

  4. Forget about captioning, I just want to know what that blue headed beady eyed gummy bear lookin’ thing is under the table!


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