A few unrelated, mostly silly tidbits. Just because.
*I hiccupped off and on ALL DAY yesterday. According to what my mom always told me, this means that I am growing. Hopefully this is not true. I’m already a big fella and britches my size cost more than some small cars.
*So–Fear Factor is back. Two main questions: 1)How has Joe Rogan not aged? and 2)How does PETA stay silent when poor defenseless scorpions, cockroaches, and dung beetles are suffering the indignity of being eaten for our enjoyment?
*We are moving to Harriman. Lifting heavy furniture always makes me feel manly in a my-back-feels-like-it-has-been-walked-upon-by-pregnant-hippopotamuses kind of way.
*I wonder how many people know who Gordon Shumway is without googling it.
*My wife’s two Chihuahuas are growing on me. And by that I mean that I like them better than I used to, not that they have turned into freaky, parasitic Chihuahuas. That would be awful.
*I am not normally a jealous person, but I must admit to becoming a little envious of people who can grow epic beards. The best I can do is a mustache/goatee combo. For some reason I have a hard time growing hair between my goatee and my sideburns. Maybe someday this will change.
*Jack, Jake, and Rex are in my top three of most masculine names.
*The sign outside of one of our local Shoney’s restaurants says that people can purchase Shoney’s gift cards, presumably to give to people that you like–but not much.
*On a serious note–I am really enjoying getting to know the people of Lee Village Baptist Church in Harriman and am excited about the future. If you are in the area, please stop by. If you need directions, feel free to ask in the comments or send me an e-mail.
What are some tidbits that have been on your mind?