In 2012, I resolve to…
….not wurry so mutch abbout misspeled wurds.
….eat less chicken. (I’m tired of cows telling me what to do.)
….refrain from backing baby into a corner.
….get a really old, almost dead dog.
….teach him a new trick just to prove that it can be done.
….spend one week answering every yes or no question with a “Yuuupp!” like Dave Hester from Storage Wars.
….spend the next week apologizing to everyone that I annoyed the previous week.
….win as many Sprint Cup Championships as Dale Earnhardt, Jr. ever will.
….try to stop saying that things are “off the hook” and “da bomb.” Fo shizzle.
….finally get over never having a “My Buddy” doll when I was a kid.
….meet Chuck Norris.
….survive meeting Chuck Norris.
and the real thing I resolve to do….
….live my life in such a way that brings greater glory to God.
What are some silly resolutions that I could add to this list?
Do you have any serious resolutions that you would like to share?