A few unrelated, mostly silly tidbits. Just because.
*I love monkeys, but not in the same way that I love bacon. If monkeys tasted like bacon I would be in a real quandary.
*That is the first time I have ever used the word “quandary” in a sentence and it will probably be the last. I think I just used it in another sentence. My bad.
*My 10-year-old daughter never calls them Hootie and the Blowfish. She always calls them Howdy and the Blowfish instead. I like that name better.
*Why does my daughter know Hootie and the Blowfish? Because I’m a good father.
*Last night I had to choose between pecan pie, banana pudding, chocolate cake, or apple pie with ice cream. The tension was palpable. I finally settled on banana pudding. I hope I don’t have to make a decision that difficult for a while.
*I have no idea who any of the current heavyweight boxing champions are.
*If living long enough to see Dolly Parton and Queen Latifah star in a movie together is on your bucket list–CONGRATULATIONS! (weirdo)
*I saw a really old mini-van with a really big spoiler on it a few days ago. It was a good day.
*A plaque is usually a good thing. Plaque is a bad thing. Receiving a plaque for having the worst plaque would be a really bad thing.
*Tim Tebow isn’t perfect. Jesus is perfect. Tim Tebow often talks about Jesus. I like Tim Tebow.
What are some tidbits that have been on your mind?