Last week I blogged about A Gospel-Driven Weight Loss Plan. While I am still committed to losing weight this way, I have now come up with back-up plan if it doesn’t work out.
It’s called The Cookie Monster Diet.
I know what you’re thinking–he only eats cookies. And I know that it would be hard to lose weight while eating like that. The thing that would make The Cookie Monster Diet work is not emulating what he eats but how he eats.
He never really swallows any of the cookies; I don’t think he ever has. He chews the cookies in such a violent manner that pieces and crumbs go flying. Take a look:
If this works with cookies I assume it would work with other foods like pizza, chicken-n-dumplins, and just about anything else.
Yes, I know it would be messy. But it would sure be fun.
Do you think The Cookie Monster Diet would work?
Who is your favorite resident of Sesame Street?