“I have the best husband in the world.”
I see this status on Facebook at least once a day. When I do and it wasn’t posted by my wife I am tempted to reply “I’m not married to you!” I never do this because Facebook hasn’t yet provided us with sarcasm font and I don’t want to upset anyone unnecessarily (unless there are Krispy Kreme donuts involved).
Because I see this so often, I propose a competition to determine who really is the best husband in the world. But it’s not just any competition–it’s a one event competition
What event? One I am sure to win, of course.
Why am I so confident that I wouldn’t get beat? Have you ever seen my thumb?
Here it is:
That, ladies and gentlemen, is an unbeaten thumb.
If that decided it, I would be the undisputed best husband in the world!
But that doesn’t decide it.
And I don’t have to be the best husband in the world.
Instead, I have to strive to be the best husband for my wife.
More than that, I want to be the best husband for my wife.
If you’re married, I hope you want to be the best husband or wife for your spouse.
And I hope you’re ready to thumb wrestle next time I see you.
What is your go-to, can’t lose event?