I hate mayonnaise.
As I’ve stated before, if I had x-ray vision I would use it to make sure a sandwich does not have mayonnaise on it before taking a big bite. But this post is not going to be about why I hate mayonnaise and why you should hate it, too.
No, I’m trying to be more positive. So instead, I’m going to do my best give you 10 reasons to like mayonnaise.
Okay…I’ve got nothing.
I realize some people like mayonnaise. Just yesterday I heard a man actually confess that he could eat a mayonnaise sandwich. Blech!
Mayonnaise isn’t for everyone and neither is hating mayonnaise. The goodness of mayonnaise is up for debate (I guess).
What’s not up for debate? That the Gospel is “the power of God that brings salvation to everyone who believes: first to the Jew, then to the Gentile.” See Romans 1: 16.
Mayonnaise isn’t for everyone but the Gospel is for everyone who believes.
No matter who you are.
Do you dislike mayonnaise? If so, why? If not, what’s wrong with you?