Me and My Shadow

My shadow

This is a picture I took of my shadow while at the beach last month. I think it’s kind of a funny picture.

And I’m hoping you can make it funnier.

Leave a caption in the comments.

The person with the best caption gets my undying gratitude. Whatever that means.

Have fun and stay safe!

Caption Contest Monday: Sneaky Santa

sneaky santa

I see this painting every time I eat at one of our local restaurants.

And every time I see it I think “What’s Santa up to?”

Maybe you can help.

What do you think this sneaky Santa has on his mind? What’s he up to?

Leave your guess in the comments. The winner receives a virtual fist bump and my gratitude.

Have fun and stay safe!

Caption Contest Monday: Penguins

Penguins

This picture is from the Tennessee Aquarium in Chattanooga, TN. It is feeding time for the penguins.

But I wonder–what are they thinking?

Leave your best caption.

The winner will receive a virtual fist bump and my gratitude.

Have fun and stay safe!

Caption Contest Monday: Bowling Legs

bowling

A week ago, my family went bowling. Afterward I had to fight the urge to buy a can of Skoal and grow a mullet. (I keed, I keed.)

While we were there, I took this horrible picture. Do not adjust your monitor–my legs really are that hairy.

I know it is Monday and I know what that means–most of you are aggravated about having to be back at work. So, here’s your chance to let go of some steam.

Leave a caption about this photo. It can mean. It can be funny. It can be whatever you want it to be. I’m a big boy; I can take it.

The winner gets my undying gratitude and a virtual fist bump!

Have fun and stay safe!

Caption Contest Monday: Devil in Disguise

 

devil in disguise

We live in Harriman, TN. The only high school is Harriman High School, home of the Harriman Blue Devils.

It has been a slight adjustment for me to cheer for the Devils. In fact, I didn’t know if I could do it. However, I overcame my initial hesistancy to begin yelling “Go Devils” with the best of them.

This picture was taken at a Harriman basketball game. My kids love their mascot. Somehow he ended up with one of their hats on his head.

But maybe that really isn’t what this picture is about at all.

That is where you come in.

Leave a caption in the comments telling us what you think is really going on in this picture.

The winner will receive my undying gratitude and virtual fist bump.

Have fun!

Caption Contest Monday: Dude Looks Like a Lady

Over the next few months our church (Lee Village Baptist Church) is cancelling our Wednesday night service on the last Wednesday of the month to get outside of our 4 walls. We will be going to various public housing communities in our area and having a block party with grilled hot dogs, chips, drinks, games, face-painting and other such fun things happening.

One of those other such things is fingernail painting.

This is a picture from our first block party that happened this past Wednesday.

The kids (and some of the adults) talked me and a few other of the men there to have our fingernails painted. It was fun in an embarrassing sort of way.

Or did something else happen?

Give me your best caption concerning what is going on in this picture.

The winner will get my undying gratitude and a virtual fist bump.

Have fun and stay safe!

Caption Contest Monday: Swamp Kids

This is a picture of (in left to right order) Bradley, Noelle, Jonathan, Mary Hope, and Matthew (who I collectively call “The Cannon Kids”) on top of an alligator at the St. Augustine Alligator Farm. The gator is obviously not real. If this was not obvious to you, well…I’ve got nothing to tell you.

I thought this would make a good picture to caption.

So do your best. Leave a caption. The best one will receive my gratitude and a virtual fist bump.

Have fun and stay safe!

Caption Contest Monday: Girl in a Box

This is a picure of Mary Hope in a box. She climbed into the box with the help of my wife in order to scare her Daddy (me).

Or did something else really happen.

Leave a caption in the comments about what might really be going on in this picture.

Whoever has the best one will receive my gratitude and a virtual fist bump.

Good luck and stay safe!

Caption Contest Monday: Turtle Man

This is a picture of me holding a turtle I caught while fishing with my wife in our backyard.

Maybe.

Maybe something else is going on.

Maybe you can help.

Leave a caption for this picture in the comment section.

The best one will receive my gratitude and a virtual fist bump.

Have fun and stay safe!

Caption Contest Monday: Old Navy Mannequins

Mary Hope liked these mannequins at Old Navy and wanted to get her picture made with them. In case you are wondering, that’s her on the dog.

Or maybe something else is going on here.

Give us a caption.

I will pick the “best” one. The winner will receive my gratitude and a virtual fist bump.

Have fun and stay safe.