Question: Who loves a caption contest? Answer: Everybody. Every Monday I will post a picture and give you an opportunity to showcase your creativity and humor by coming up with a caption. And every Monday I will be giving a virtual fist-bump to the winner. Have fun and stay safe. For the previous Caption Contest click HERE.
Star Wars
I went to the mall on Saturday morning expecting to see mall-walkers and last minute Mother’s Day gift buyers. Instead I saw this and knew immediately what the caption contest today would be.
So in honor of last week’s Star Wars Day and my 400th blog post, give this picture a caption.
What are they doing? What are they thinking? What in the….?
Winner receives a virtual fist bump and my thanks. Yipppeeeee!
Have fun and stay safe.
*************UPDATE********************
The winner and recipient of a virtual fist bump is…..
Ryan!
Man in Jedi Costume (waving hand): These are not the gumballs you’re looking for.
Storm Troopers: These are not the gumballs we’re looking for.
The Seeking Pastor 
time to hit those gumballs at ludicrous speed.
man, do I ever win these? I need to check back more often. haha
They were very possessive of the candy 🙂
With a Rebel attack imminent, Imperial guards are stationed to guard the Death Star seeds.
The future of the Death Star was in their hands.
The only evidence of any living relatives of Obi-Wan was the head coming out of his neck, and the foot coming out of his…
Hooo-haaaaa.
NObody gets near the Empire’s Fresh Candy.
hah i just noticed the “fresh!” What does that mean? Why would they say that? Those gumballs are clearly not factory, er, empire fresh!
True–you can have all of the stale candy you want, though.
If I caption this will it “Eco”?
Haha—YES!
– The Mall-
You just never know what you are going to get!
True–and I also felt strangely safe.
Confession: I’ve never watched Star Wars…. or cared to watch them.
Heartbreaking.
Truly.
Yikes.
Man in Jedi Costume (waving hand): These are not the gumballs you’re looking for.
Storm Troopers: These are not the gumballs we’re looking for.
Amazing–that is exactly what happened. 🙂 Good one.
It’s so sad what’s become of R2D2. *points to green trash can behind mini-Boba Fett
Poor R2D2 😦
The imperial forces of the dark side have captured Obi Wan, but made a pit stop at your local mall to get a mother’s day present for their mother.
Even bad guys have momma’s.
The real question is where is Lando Calrissian? That joker was the bomb!
Be careful. He doesn’t like being called a joker.
The closely guarded secret is that the “Fresh Candy” is actually “Carbonite Crunch,” otherwise known as sugared, freeze-dried long pork. Poor Han Solo.
That….is gross 🙂
I was going for the win, man. Love me some virtual fist bumps! 😉
Gross wins….sometimes.
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Put your death star away Billy. We’re gonna be late for the homeschooling convention.
If a kid had a death star, I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t be telling him what to do. 🙂
Are you sure they sent us looking for “Darth Mall”?
hahaha–Nice!
Open carry law: The Emperor approves, why don’t you?
If the Emperor is for it–it can’t be wrong.
There is a rumor that the people of Star Trek were going to try to beam up the fresh candy during the Star Wars convention. The people of Star Wars sent in their best people to guard it.
And their war continues.