This is a picture of (in left to right order) Bradley, Noelle, Jonathan, Mary Hope, and Matthew (who I collectively call “The Cannon Kids”) on top of an alligator at the St. Augustine Alligator Farm. The gator is obviously not real. If this was not obvious to you, well…I’ve got nothing to tell you.
I thought this would make a good picture to caption.
So do your best. Leave a caption. The best one will receive my gratitude and a virtual fist bump.
Have fun and stay safe!
The Seeking Pastor 
Although no orange, we are Vol fans.
Unfortunately my wife has corrupted some of them with Alabama fan-dom.
School bus? We don’t need no stinkin’ school bus!
Ridin’ a gator is the only way to go!
You traded the car in for this?!
It gets better gas mileage and handles aggressive drivers with ease.
Daaaad! Noelle’s not really helping us wrestle this gator. Daaad! Make her do her part.
That is exactly what they would really be saying. Kids–gotta love them (I guess).
Noelle thinking: I wish they’d all stop smiling. This is SO going to be blackmail material in a few years.
That is the truth.
Choot Em Dad!
Choot em! Choot em!
In an attempt to build a new multi-million dollar church building, Pastor Cannon sells A&E on a new reality show idea.
I’m all for that idea.
“It was either sit on this thing, or Dad was going to take us to Taco Bell plus he threatened to order a side a Mayo for each one of us!”
Yes! Great tie-ins 🙂
Forget snake handling, the Cannon kids are down with gator handling. Coming soon to a church near you!
That would be awesome–or terrifying.